Regrets? I’ve had a few

Life has funny little ways off reminding you of times or things we would rather forget about sometimes, you sit thinking if you’d done this or that different how different would your current situation be how much would your life be changed by one little thing you did different. I’ve been having alot of them […]

Man! It’s shitty to be a woman…..sometimes!

Hands down females got the short straw in life! It doesn’t matter what we eat, how much we go the gym and look after ourselves someone will always have a shitty opinion of you. The one thing that drives me insane is woman being giving shit for their body size now I’ve been ridiculously skinny […]

Can you offer your own kids to the Goblin King?

Now don’t get me wrong i love my kids i would cause absolute murder for them and make folk go missing if they ever hurt them! but sometimes just sometimes (mostly half term and summer holidays) i would happily lash them in the wheelie bin and leave them there. I have two wonderful crotch goblins. […]

In the heartfelt words of Haddaway ‘what is love?’

In the heartfelt words of Haddaway (which lets face it is one of the best tunes to come out of the 90s fight me!) WHAT IS LOVE? Now at the grand age of 30 (ok 31 nearly shut up) i have dated some right dickheads in my time and been on some shocking dates that […]