I’m gonna be honest being an adult is bullshit!!!!
It looked so fun when we were young and care free but it was a trap! Being an adult sucks! There’s never enough hours in the day to get what we need done,it’s an emotional rollercoaster and it’s bloody expensive and I’m not even having a good time for the most of it.
I wanna go back to the days of the times I feel asleep on the sofa and magically woke up in my bed cause these days when I finally fall asleep from my brain being a dick an overthinking itself in exhaustion I unfortunately still wake up on the sofa freezing and not knowing where the fuck I am for a minute or two 😂
Romance looked so magical and amazing when we were kids that’s bullshit too have you tried dating in your 30s that’s also shite you either get the weird and not in a good way ones,the ones with addiction issues and commitment phobes and the fuckboys or your just known as the girl who nothing serious happens with other than a bit of fun to keep them entertained till they get bored of you or they meet someone else they never tag you in anything or have any pictures of you and them on social media cause god forbid someone might get on to the fact you know each other and might make assumptions but then you get fucked off cause they meet someone else who is better than you and they do all the above with them and your just sitting thinking fucking hell why am I never good enough for any of that shit 😏 let me go back to the days of buffy and angel (before he lost his soul) as the ultimate relationship goals and thinking it was gonna be boss.
Mainly us woman are constantly made to feel like we’re never good enough thanks to social media we’re to fat,to thin,eating to much ,eating to little! One minute we’re perfect the way we are then the next we should change everything about ourselves cause we’re not good enough! We should get all the fillers and implants to make us all look the same cause god forbid you admit your happy in your own skin! Social media is the most toxic thing to ever be invented give me the days back of just looking at outfits from Tammy girl in smash hits that we’d love to own but got the blag version down at greatie market instead.
We all work to hard to make ends meet thanks to the fuck up that is the government we have not giving a shit about us all and none of us are happy but we all pretend that it’s fine when really we’d love to go stand in the middle of a field and scream at the top of our lungs and punch that one cunty worker everyone has in the face!
Everyone is sad and depressed and full of anxiety but just have to get one with it cause nothing would get done otherwise! We’re constantly told to talk and not keep it to ourselves but when anyone does they get called an attention seeker or they’re faking it but the same people would be saying oh I wished they’d spoken up and talked and not kept it to themselves and we could have helped if that person took their own life tho.
We should deffo have the option when we’re 17 (ironically the last time I think I was genuinely happy before the shit storm of bad things happened) to be shown snippets of how adult life will be and if it’s shit we get to stay 17!
So many shit things about being an adult but the silver lining is at least we can buy alcohol and do online shopping cause let’s be honest an Amazon package a day keeps the sadness away 😂
No one’s life is perfect no matter how they might try and make it out on social media to be! Life is one big shit show that we have to take the good bits and the happy times and enjoy them the best we can and when it’s shit know it’s only temporary we’ve all got threw shit times we will do it again.
Life is to short just fucking enjoy yourself and not be bothered with what others think or do!
Eat that burger,
wear the shorts or dress you’ve been to scared to wear,
tell that person you fancy the pants of them,
tell that person to fuck off cause you haven’t got the patience to put up with them today!
Go out get drunk and dance like no one’s watching and just try and make life as good as you can!
If no one’s told you today your the dogs bollocks,you look fit and I love you ❤️
Fat Bird Thinking 