Well what an absolute shit show 2021 is already is turning out to be?!?!?! Anyone else feel like a bit of an idiot for thinking this year would be any different.
I don’t know why but i’m already so done with lockdown 3.0 its unreal! were only just coming up to the end of the second week of it and it already feels like we’ve been stuck in for months never mind bloody two weeks!!!!!!
We all know that January feels like it lasts a whole year in itself but add to the mix of everywhere being closed and the kids being off after one glorious day in school and having to do home schooling with them as well as all your usual chores etc it’s becoming a bit of a ballache! thank god my kids ain’t doing zoom lessons because in the background would be me in my pjs, hair like a birds nest,no bra and a mug that might have tea in or it might have gin in depending on what lesson we’ve just done. the only thing i can be super grateful for is that neither of my kids have brought a recorder home because after 12 million times of hearing a shite out of tune version of 3 blind mice i think i’d go on a murderous rampage just humming it as i went along :’)
The worst part is i keep thinking of all the stuff i was up to this time last year completely unaware of what was about to happen, who knew by March the world would shut down and go to shit and the only thing to save us would be tiger king and all the memes to go with it!!
Fuck knows what will come along and save us this year but if it could hurry up and come on Netflix that would be great because i’m running out of things to watch and need some new memes.
We’ve got another 2 weeks left of feeling bored, frustrated and missing human contact ( swear down i’ll explode or cry the next time someones close enough to brush past a boob never mind touch it!!!) but we all know deep down on Feb the 1st Boris the bellend who can’t even run a bath by himself and brushes his hair with wild hedgehogs will come on the telly and mumble utter bubbles to tell us we have to stay in a bit longer it’ll be groundhog year all over again! i swear down if i have to have a second birthday in lockdown in April i’m gonna be one pissed off bird!!
Whether you believe in it or not we all need to stick together and stick the rules, the quicker we can get these bastard infection rates down the better and we can return to some sort of normal life and maybe by Summer we will all be able to actually be in a beer garden together getting pissed having a laugh living are best lives and making shitty life choices we’ll deffo blame on the ale and regret the next day.
I hope you are all keeping safe and if you’re feeling low please reach out and talk to someone my inbox on all my socials is always open if you need to talk and don’t have anyone!
Till next time take care,
Wash your hands like you just fingered Katie Hopkins,
And wear a mask when needed ( they’re boss no one recognises you in them!!!)
love
FatBirdThinking
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