trying to have a love life during a pandemic and as you get old as fuck!

well 2020 has not been kind to us single bastards :’) with the ever changing rules of Boris the bellend all hope is practically lost for us single folk having to resort to the married and weird creatures on Tinder and the new joy of facebook dating which is practically the same, we can no longer go the pub and chat to folk in beer gardens or dance in popworld its all just a bit shit at the moment ain’t it.

Dating is never easy but as you get older it just gets harder to find a man who is gonna be a knight in shining armour and not another dickhead wrapped in tinfoil!! you think you’ve met someone who you really get on with then they ghost you for weeks and then hit you up with ‘how are you, miss you’ text no thanks mate i’d rather have a brew than hear you chat bubbles and have to fake it again in a bit dickhead!

For some reason it feels like it was a million times easier when i was in my late teens early 20s to date but to be fair social media wasn’t a massive part of everyone’s life back then it wasn’t classed as dodgy or weird to talk to another person in a bar and ask for their number and back then your mates had other single mates that they could set you up with now everyone is in long term relationships and married and your just the only single mate in the group bit depressing ain’t it.

Thanks to social media people are obsessed with the ‘perfect partner’ always thinking there’s someone else better and worth waiting out for and that person usually ends up not meeting your expectations and the one who was perfect you’ve pushed away and they’re not interested now because they’ve realised there never gonna be able to keep you happy you’ll always want more.

If i’m being honest i hate social media and couldn’t give a shit how many followers you have or your pictures of food and your holidays you’ve been on i like someone with a passion for things who will sit and have a heated debate about things and won’t be afraid to tell me their views, i like someone who can make me laugh till my tummy and my face hurts, they don’t have to be into the same music as me but won’t give me shit for my questionable music playlists but will introduce me to new artists and above all things are honest as fuck with me because nothing hurts more than putting all your trust into a person to then find out they didn’t give it a second thought to lie to you. I really don’t ask for much in life like :’)

I actually don’t mind being single there’s some folk out there who can’t cope with being by themselves but i’m not to fussed, i like getting on with my day and going at my own pace and i like not having to share my bed with anything other than a load of pillows :’) but i do miss having someone to tell about my day and someone who when you see you can tell they’ve missed you, i miss cuddles and having someone to send a cheeky picture to :p

I don’t know if i’ll find someone to share life with again which does make me a little sad but i’ve found that i just can’t be arsed with all the pointless stuff of meeting new people wasting time for them to send you dick pics and then ghost you or speaking to someone and then it just fizzles out feels like your just wasting time and life is to short for that! but you know it is what it is and if i’m meant to find someone else then i will if not there’s always alcohol and lovehoney to help me out :’)

Thanks to a global pandemic there’s even less hope of finding someone to cope with my old cranky ass but oh well here’s to 2021 it can only get better right!!!!

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