Lockdown life

Well it’s all a bit crazy isn’t it we’ve been grounded by Borris for 7weeks now staying in is normal life queueing up to go shopping and selling your soul for a shopping delivery spot! We’ve all got different ways to cope my coping mechanism has been naps and gin on the step with my neighbour over the road swear down if it wasn’t for our daily ‘brews’ giggles and heart to hearts I’d have lashed myself in the bin 😂

Getting that bored we go online and buy random shite just so we can get a nice surprise when it arrives because are brains are buggered and we forget everything at the min, trying to find things to stop us from raiding the fridge and chocolate biscuits tub my favourite thing is colouring in my window is covered with thanks to the nhs posters tiger king and insults just to keep me busy it makes my bin men laugh so it’s worth it!

Kids haven’t got a clue what to do anymore there made up cause they don’t have to wear school uniform or go to school wish my child would learn to have a sleep in tho thank god for YouTube is all I’m saying! My sleeping pattern has gone to shit and my dreams are like I’ve took acid and fell akip 😂 I watched tiger king and then dreamt I’d painted a tiger face on my actual face and couldn’t get it off also dreamt I’d ran my ex over wasn’t that amused when I woke up to find out it had all been a dream 🙄😂

As much as we all love being at home in our safe space we like to do it on our own terms and all getting a bit bored of it now but at the same time we’ve all adapted to the new way of living that when it does eventually go back to normal we’re gonna have a hard time with it! I know for a fact I’m loving not having to wear a bra or make up doing the school run or having to speak to people I don’t like I’ve got my own little bubble and I love it I don’t wanna go back to normal! Social distancing was easy for me cause I don’t like most people anyway 😂

I hope your all safe and keeping your minds busy as much as we possibly can and if you’ve gained a bit of weight who cares if your lashing a bottle of wine or gin down your not the only one alcohol helps ya sleep (that’s my excuse!) you do what you need to do to keep yourself happy at this shitty time.

Hopefully we will all be back to normal life soon and this will be a distant memory but for most of us who thought 2020 was gonna be our year we got that wrong didn’t we 😂😂 I still managed to get one thing I wanted to get done so it’s not all bad 6weeks and 1 day and it’ll all be finalised and I can’t wait.

Keep safe wash your hands social distance and don’t be an absolute whopper and have a party in your house only dickheads do that

Xxxxxx